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Did you miss last week's CloudStrike outage? Don't worry, we've got you covered!

Just download and run, and you'll be greeted with your own little heart attack. Click the :( to upgrade your BSOD to be longer, faster, and more unstable! Save up enough Error Points to unlock the true ending, and experience the joy of being a system administrator in July 2024!

IMPORTANT!!

This game will minimize itself to the system tray during gameplay. (Blue Screens aren't as scary when you're expecting them.) You'll have to close the game from the Task Manager while it's minimized, but there is an X in the corner of the BSOD that you can click to exit the game while it is up. Sorry, it turns out adding menus to tray icons is even more work ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

There is a 20 minute interval between gameplay segments (at first). If you prefer to see the ending without waiting for a blue screen, you can download the Abridged version, which plays over the course of minutes instead of hours.

This game is available on Windows only. It wouldn't make much sense on Linux, would it?